Bizarro Universe Tony

Bizarro Tony Zaret, Ynot Teraz: "I make NON-epic content... for GIRLS and TEACHERS!"

Us guy: NOOOO!

Ynot Teraz: HA HA HA

Real Tony: Get back to the Bizarro world!

Ynot Teraz: What? How did you escape my trap? I put you in a cage made of soy, knowing that a chud like you would never eat your way out of it!

Soy Tony: Well, I sacrificed my manliness to save the world from you. Even though I now look like a... a crying bald wojak, I still had to make sure that my opposite equal couldn't put out content that was as cringe as I was based.

Nick Naney: Wait, Tony! If you're soy now, and Bizarro Tony is the opposite, doesn't that mean...

Ynot Teraz: I'm now BASED and make COOL VIDEOS! guitar riff; sunglasses

Havana ooh na na