Bypass age restriction in the US?

I'm pretty fucking tired of dealing with this, and I've finally found a video I want to watch but just can't find a way around. I'm not going to verify my age. If I wanted these companies to know these things about me, I would have told them already. I tried a VPN in a ton of different places, and I tried a VM (signed out of YouTube) with a VPN running on the host, and none of it worked. Anyone got any ideas?