Random Lore:

(This conversation is between a Soldat Corporal and a Private First Class Jaeger. The jaeger will be J- and the soldat S-)

*S-''Who the hell is that?''*

*J-''Huh? Oh, that's Kahuna. She's a geist from what ive heard.''*

*S-'Why the fuck does she have a tail? Is that bitch a hybrid or something?''*

*J-'What do you think, dumbass?? She's a Chameleon from the looks of it.’’*  
  
*S-’’Ugh. Each day, our kings keep making weird creations. First, it was those K9 lancers and their bloodthirst. Now we have some Chameleon roaming around?!’’*  
  
*J-’’How about you stop complaining and go back to your patrol-’’*

*‘S-’Is she speaking with Szymon?’’*

*J-‘’What?!’’*

*S-’’Why’s that shocking?’’*

*J-’’Nobody talks with that Crazy Lunatic! No one except his Sister and his teammates!’’*  
  
*S-’’Huh. Take a look yourself then.’’*  
  
*J-’’You better not be lying or I swear to god-’’*  
  
*(The Jaeger looks in the direction where the soldat is pointing his finger at, before both the Soldat and Jaeger watch the two talking, before the Soldat speaks again.)*  
  
*S-’’You think she likes him?’’*  
  
*J-’’HIM? You really think she loves the Crazy guy who claims to see ghosts and spirits in the caves?’’*  
  
*S-’’Well what do you think?’’*  
  
*J-’’Good point. The two are the weird bunch in our base anyway. Szymon, with everyone assuming he’s insane and him seing ghosts. And her with the other soldiers making fun of her and bullying her. Or some are shooting their shots. Including you.’’*  
  
*S-’’When she learns how to stop being a fucking wierdo i’l stop making fun of her. How about that? Besides the soldiers who propose to her are also freaks and should be demoted.’’*  
  
*J-’’No wonder everyone thinks you're a massive Dick.’’*

*S-’’How about you say that to my face, you bitch-’’*  
  
*???-’’Are you two done with your break or not?’’ \*Cracking knuckles.\**

*S* & J- ‘’Sorry, Sergeant! We will get back to Patrol!’’

(Yall can guess who the ??? is because why not lmao)

Imagine getting jumped by a chameleon fr fr