Story time: My Pisces Sister

Technically, we are best friends, but we both agreed, after 22yrs of friendship (met in 5th grade): **LEAVE!?! ok!… I’ll come through your window** jk… not really😭

Our placements:

- Bff: 02/23 (Merc/Sun-♓️|Moon-♈️|Venus-♈️)

- Me: 07/21 (Merc/Sun-♋️|Moon-♌️|Venus-♊️)

Out of all my friends, she has some of the **best** story times or random check ins. And today’s was one! ✨✨✨

## Monday (🎂🎉)

We FaceTimed and her bday commitment: “**FUCK** men all 2026!!!”

I responded: “wait, but who were you screwing in 2025!??”

She laughed and said “NO! That was then but NOW, I AM SINGLE! Prioritizing me! Cookie jar is BOLTED! HEART IS SEALED!”

I cheered and said I’d follow up **Wednesday.**

Which, she confirmed, ***0 men and 0 interest!!***

## Saturday (02/28✨ STORY-TIME)

We are texting about random 💩 and out of nowhere she sends an **update**

The following is our text thread:

Her: **”I’m in Atlanta with a man***

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Note: this is a 4hr out of state trip.

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Me: 😳🤭🤣 “wtf!?” … “what man!?😭😭”

Her: “😭🤣🤣🤣 in ancient times, we went on a date! I ghosted him bcuz he couldn’t dress and was balding”

Me: “DA FUK!?! 😭😭😭😭😭 THIS IS GETTING WORSE!!!!”

Her: “…BUT NOW, he can dress and the bald **ain’t TOO BAD** 🤣🤣🤣🤣”

It took me a few minutes to respond. I couldn’t see clearly because I was crying at this situation.😭😭😭

Me and my Gemini curiosity a.k.a *💩 stirrer*: “well… what does he have on now!?!”

She did send a video! Him being unaware made it even more funny!! To add, she managed to tilt and slide the phone under his face.

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QHe on a hat, so I’d rate him 2.5/5

The story ended with they would be spending the night together and in her words

**“I HOPE HE DOESN’T THINK HE’LL BE GETTING SOME!!!! CAUSE HE WON’T”**

Yet again, I told her I’ll check back tomorrow 😭😭😭