“I’m not vegan because I’m Lazy”

Is what my dad says. Fine, whatever.

But then WHY are you eating chicken at chipotle? It’s not any easier to get chicken than tofu at chipotle.

Well the answer is obvious: you prefer the temporary mouth pleasure to harm reduction. Ooff that DOES sound bad. No wonder you lied to me about the reason.

And then you get mad me about “splitting hairs”. Ok, gaslight me more dad.

Taste preference and laziness are not the same thing. That’s not splitting hairs