Confession: derivation of "What's wrong with my SD" posts give me anxiety.

I must not be the only one.

I scroll reddit, I see "help my SD is acting weird" titles, my eyes gravitate towards my SD, charging peacefully like a kitty on a pillow, oblivious to what may or may not happen, I sigh, hope my SD will remain with me for a long time, I take it into my hands, scroll steam store for a while, play Hades II for 15 mins, put it back to its charging pillow. Repeat.