M4A 30 Anyone willing and able to catfish me using a pornstar or egirl as a face claim?

Looking for someone to catfish me for this scenario: you’re my gorgeous wife who misses me while I’m overseas on deployment and just want shopping for outfits you know will help me get off and make me feel less lonely.

Please start in character.

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