Westeros and Werebears: 2 electric bogaloo.

This is sort of a scene that takes place in AU. I've come up with where the Starks have a werebear on their side, as he is the twin brother of Jon Snow, Stone Snow.

In my lore, werebars are these ultra-overpowered beings made by shots and giggles whose biggest power is to bring the dead back to life with true resurrection. For more details, here's the original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/AsoiafFanfiction/comments/1rixnj7/westeros_and_werebears/

Anyway, here's the scene.

After the hand's tourney thrown by Robert to celebrate Ned as his new hand of the king, Cersei was ranting at the feast about how Stone was torturing him. How is he torturing her?

by simply whipping the floor with Jaime at the melee using nothing but his bare fists.

Cersei was drunk and angry and throwing a tantrum, demanding Stone's head for his crimes. Ned was trying to run the mediator, as Robert was too drunk to care; that's when Stone himself spoke.

Stone: Do you know what a fun fact is? If I brought your mother back to life, she would be single again since her wedding vows were fulfilled; after all, death already did her and Tywin apart.

Cersei: *Stop her ranting*, and why should I care about that, monster?

Stone: Because if I really wanted to torture you, I would bring Joanna back to life, court her as such a highborn lady deserves, and, God's allowing, I would marry her and give her children she can actually be proud of.

Cersei: *seething*.

Stone: And also, so I could have the rightful right to use the 'I fucked your mom' card.

Cersei: You wouldn't dare.

Stone: *Leans in* Try me.