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epicgooner9001

was cleaning hands the other day before driving and spilt a lil hand sanitser on my pants. it seeped through and came into contact with my balls and penis while pulling onto the road. damn did it hurt. had to pull over and shove a tissue down there. i pulled it out 5 hours later after forgetting kek

fuck my fucking chud life

Posted Mar 4, 2026, 7:15 AM UTC

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