23 [M4F] #US/Midwest/Anywhere

Needy, Clingy, Possibly Unstable Girlfriend to Ruin My Peace 💘

Hey. Tired of being ignored. Tired of chill girls who “don’t catch feelings” or “respect boundaries.” I’m not here for emotional independence. I want a girlfriend who texts me good morning, good night, good afternoon, and where are you?? 50 times in between. I want to be smothered. I want you to ruin me a little. Emotionally. Spiritually. Possibly legally. About Me: • ⁠Age: 23 • ⁠Height: 6’2” (if that helps you fall harder) • ⁠Job: Something boring you can obsess over so you can visit me on your lunch break “by surprise” • ⁠Hobbies: Giving you attention, reading your 1,200-word texts without judgment, pretending I didn’t enjoy the last relationship just to make you feel secure Who I'm Looking For: • ⁠Texts like it’s your full-time job. I want a girl who thinks “read receipt” means “respond now or panic.” • ⁠Gets mad when I don’t say ‘I love you’ fast enough. Bonus points if you accuse me of cheating when I’m just asleep. • ⁠Jealous for literally no reason. I want fights over cashiers smiling at me. • ⁠Will sit outside my apartment for hours just to make sure I’m alone. This is loyalty. This is the dream. Ideal Traits: • ⁠Insecurity, but make it romantic • ⁠Minor emotional blackmail skills (crying when I don’t answer is a green flag) • ⁠Treats my hoodie like a sacred relic • ⁠Installs a second phone just to stalk my Instagram • ⁠Willing to merge Spotify accounts after 2 dates • ⁠Shows up to family functions uninvited but somehow charms everyone Green Flags 🚩🚩🚩: • ⁠You FaceTime me when you’re bored, sad, mad, hungry, or breathing • ⁠You cry if I don’t react to your story within 10 seconds • ⁠You call me “mine” in a tone that sounds more like a warning than affection • ⁠You’ve got a finsta just to monitor my exes • ⁠You’ve said “I just have a lot of emotions right now” in the middle of Target What I Offer: • ⁠Constant reassurance. You need 43 “I love you”s a day? I’ll do 50. • ⁠Location-sharing 24/7? Done. • ⁠Emotional co-dependence? Say less. • ⁠I will never ask for space. In fact, please never give me any. Dealbreakers: • ⁠If you’re “low maintenance” or “don’t catch feelings easily” – boring. • ⁠If you don’t randomly break down sobbing during romcoms – we won’t vibe. • ⁠If you think therapy is a replacement for clinging to me – I’m not your guy. • ⁠If you don’t want to share toothbrushes and secrets after the first date – what’s even the point? In Conclusion: If you’re the type of girl who’ll ruin my sense of peace, cry during every commercial, love me so hard it hurts you, and maybe even make a scrapbook of our text conversations... Then you’re EXACTLY what I’ve been searching for.

Apply now. Obsess later.

Bring chaos. Bring drama. Bring love so intense it leaves emotional scars. (Serious applicants only. Unstable preferred. I reply within 3 minutes, or sooner if you double-text.)