I woke up with skid marks in my undies from all the farting

This last week has been a gassy one. I can’t stop farting all day. It’s not ideal, especially in the office so I go for plenty of walks on the floor and other with my laptop and let them rip. I act like I’m on my way to a meeting. There mostly egg bombs.

I can’t ever recall waking up with skid marks in my undies in my life, apart from the few times I’ve shit myself but it was more than just skid marks