Quick list of everything I copped:  
Stüssy “Call Us” Tee (Purple), Burberry Logo Tee (Black), Gallery Dept. "DÉPT. de la GALERIE" Tee, Polo Ralph Lauren Classic White Tee, GAP Grey Tee, Sp5der "595" Logo Tee (Brown), Hellstar Logo Tee (White), Fear of God Essentials Sweatshorts (Grey), Fear of God Essentials Drawstring Shorts (White), Nike Tech Fleece Shorts (Dark Grey), Nike SB Dunk “Multicolor”, Travis Scott x Air Jordan 1 Low “Black/White”, Balenciaga Runner (Black), Coach Cardholder Wallet, Labubu Plush Keychain.
Out of all that, only a few really stuck in rotation.

The Stüssy purple tee is lowkey genius. Back has this full office-style print: “TO SPEAK WITH A REPRESENTATIVE PLEASE CALL…” with a real-looking number. Wore it to a coffee shop and two people asked if the number works. Front’s just a tiny script logo—looks intentional, not try-hard. Already washed it three times and the print’s holding up.

FOG grey sweatshorts are my lazy-day uniform. Loose but not sloppy, soft fleece, small “ESSENTIALS” on the leg. No pockets—still mad about that—but the drawstring waist saves it. Paired with the Polo white tee last weekend and felt like I’d cracked the code for “effortless.”

Travis Scott x AJ1 Low in black/white? Worth every penny. Black leather feels premium, grey swoosh hits different in sunlight, and that red “TS” tag on the heel makes it feel legit. Got them slightly below retail and still feel like I stole them.

Balenciaga Runners (black) are ridiculous—but I can’t stop wearing them. They’re heavy as hell and look like robot feet, but with loose jeans and a black tee, they weirdly work. My roommate called them “post-apocalyptic dad shoes.” Fair.

Everything else is… fine.  
Burberry tee looks expensive but feels thin. Gallery Dept. tee is so subtle nobody notices it (which is the point, I guess). Nike fleece shorts are comfy but boring. Hellstar and Sp5der tees are loud but fun for nights out. GAP grey tee is just a basic—soft after washes, nothing special. Coach wallet holds cards, Labubu keychain is dumb but cute. Nike SB Dunks get stares but zero comments. White FOG shorts are summer-only.

Not regretting anything, but I’d only rebuy four things: Stüssy tee, FOG sweatshorts, TS AJ1s, and the Balenciagas (even though they’re stupid).

[Haul] Two batches in—here’s what actually got worn