37 [F4M] #atlanta - seeking a thick & curvy genuine FWB ?

I'm reposting as my previous one was marked spam.

ETA: please learn how to read. And please understand my title is a QUESTION. It's very clear that reading comprehension is incredibly low these days. And those under 28 - no. No 20 yr old is "what I'm looking for". I'm not responding to these messages - learn to read.

Asks and hard lines:

- Be between 28 and 45

- Be single - not poly, ENM, solo poly or any other type of not single single

- Be about a 30 minute drive of Decatur area

- Kids: 1 or less

Look - the dating apps are horrendous and I cannot take one more bland af conversation, bad joke or bs (if you think some lame ass opener with a joke that says "I had to get one in" - fuck off. So fucking hard - you are the problem I'm not here for, please be grown. I appreciate joke but sort your timing better) I'm closer to 5ft, single and white. Thick but not bbw, with curves and tattoos. Long blonde hair and green eyes. Intelligent with a lot of interests. I love a good laugh, being sarcastic and random adventures or lazy days on the couch. No kids. Def 420 friendly and appreciate you be too.

My focus is not on just no strings attached sex. I'm looking for a genuine FWB. Not a hookup or FB. Please be conversationally capable. I don't mind what you do for work, as long as you can take care of yourself and appreciate enjoying life.

I am not looking for a one and done (not denying sometimes it be like that) or someone who thinks showing up to have sex is a FWB. I'm also not looking for your drama - I am not a landing page for the divorced, that is called drama (deal with it; many of us have). If your idea of how this works involves me altering my 9-5 schedule to "fit it in" - please just skip this post entirely.

If you're interested, tell me a bit about you and I'll either give a more detailed description of myself or share pics.

As long as this is up - yes, I'm still looking and no, I am not DMing anyone. If you're not able to message me, that's a you problem. I should also note - low bar messages get you deleted and blocked. I'm not doing all the work here and you are very, very misguided if you think I will. Put more effort in, I match energy.