Need to trauma dump? I’ll hurl abuse at you while you do.

I’ll be your horny, unsympathetic ear who only has his mind on one thing while we talk. I’ll have one hand on your shoulder and another in my pants. My first and foremost concern will be my own pleasure, not your mental state.

I am 27 years old and expect anyone reaching out to be 18 or older. Be okay with me saying just about anything and don’t be a prude and remember; it’s all in good fun, right?

If you just crave harassment without the preamble, I can also help.