45 [M4F] Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man Seeks Passerby

#NY

Have you ever seen me in the side of the road? Waving my arms and begging you to come into my car lot?

I’m there just wiggling around like Santa’s belly - but it’s not jelly in this body - it’s air. That’s right - good ol’ parking lot air. Just filling me up and escaping out the top.

What about you? Are you looking for a new car? Or would you rather fall in love with a tube man?

I give great hugs and even a high five if you can catch my hand.

You’ll need have no allergies to vinyl because that is why I am

Made of. But - don’t squeeze me too hard or cut off my power. I’ll deflate faster than you can say “What The Hell Is This Post”

So - are you bored of those regular conversations? Talk to a tube man today!!! :)

I’m a married tube man. I love new connections so come and give me a chat. Maybe we can hit it off and you’ll buy a car and drive home with me waving out the sun roof.