[28/F] Let's Pretend We're Besties

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Hey. Hello. How ya doin?

You can call me Ferret for now. I'm looking for a platonic pen pal who isn't afraid of constant communication (if we click). Or maybe I'm looking for an emotional support human. If you're not looking for a long-haul companionship, please for the love of all that's My Little Pony, dOn'T ApPLy. πŸ˜„

A little about me:

I'm naturally curious. I may ask you a million questions and not feel an ounce of guilt about it. An open book I am, so please feel free to ask me questions as well. My personality is not everyones cup of tea and is often described by my friends/family as being larger than life. Whether they're being nice when they say that, I'll never know πŸ˜‚ I. Love. Talking. My voice notes end up being rambles in which I completely forget why I started talking in the first place. I'm passionate about my pets; I'm convinced my husky Bellatrix is the love of my life (no offense to her sisters Mabel, Meeko and Mirabel). She is me, I am she: dramatic, LOUD and sassy as can be! My inner child is extremely important to me and I still enjoy the things that delighted me when I was younger. If you've got a problem with Bluey, then you've got a problem with me!

I'm crafty, love to read, adore discussing things such as: movies(Twilight Saga πŸ˜‚ [no judging!], Clueless)/shows (Modern Family, Desperate Housewives)/music (varied; anything from Fleetwood Mac to Sabrina Carpenter) oh and books!

Very passionate about all things Disney and HP. My only turn offs are discussing politics OR horror stuff. As well as sharing with one another I would be interested in doing some fun writing prompts to get to know each other better. Ideally I'd like a new friend who lets me be myself, no matter how dorky or childish I may be. In return I will accept you! Well, I feel like that's sufficient enough to give you an idea of who you're dealing with 😁 I'm not always online so please don't be discouraged if I don't reply right away.

P.S. I probably won't respond to a generic "hey". I just wrote all that about myself so I hope you will reciprocate with a few sentences about yourself!

P.P.S. I am not even remotely interested in anything sexual. If I feel the conversation is headed that way you will be blocked.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk ✌️

Posted Mar 5, 2026, 11:37 AM UTC

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