I dunno, you tell people over and over, try and explain things to them, that one thing might LOOK like somebody and BE somebody else. And they just push and push, even when you explain to them with nice short words. They really FORCE it out of you. Because they're bullies. And bullies are not just cowards, but also have no imagination, if their tedious, repetitive insults are anything to go by.

And people say "AI Artists only do Sonic designs!" Which is really funny because there's tons of AI artists around and I'm the only one putting Sonic-related stuff up on here. So... I'm glad you noticed.

And everybody takes everything so seriously, like Sega gives three flying fucks about fan-characters, "Oh, Sega will sue you!" says somebody, like they are trying to intimidate me or something, as if I've recieved three cease and desist letters today.

And then some moron comes along with his superfast hedgehog character whose 'uniqueness' is in what colour he is, and acts like he has genuinely made an oc. No. No, I'm not going to be 'spited' into submission.

Hazard delivered your pizza. Hazard smashed up your mom's car. Hazard meditated in a zen garden. Hazard read Oliver Twist. Still the same guy. With the same disposition. That's Hazard, the spokeshog. And I'm right inside. When you ring the bell, I answer. And I'm DEFINITELY not Sonic. I'm Hazard, but Hazard isn't me.

Imagination is also on the inside. That's why we find different meanings in different works of art. Most animals can't imagine. They can only see what's right in front of them. A stick, and some colourful paints.

In fact, all the important things are on the inside.

DING DING! Dinner's ready, kiddies!

Hazard Sez: "I Only Look Like Sonic On The OUTSIDE."