Was offended until I remembered who he was talking to

If there was a stranger in my town who:

- lived alone in a dead man’s house

- stayed up until 2 am doing hard labor every night

- carried a sword

- ran around inexplicably handing out everyone’s favourite foods

- glowed in the dark

- communed with strange creatures in the woods

- rummaged through bins

- ate raw fish and algae fresh from the river

- had a fucking dinosaur on their farm somehow

I’d be absolutely terrified of them too! But eventually my farmer became his dream freaky husband ❤️