Humans got a breakthrough in energy production technology...but it's not the breakthrough the aliens were hoping for...
Sparks: Human Alex, what you wanted me to show?
Alex: Well...we finally moved on from boiling water...
Sparks four eyes start to sparkle from happiness
Sparks: SWEET STARS! FINALLY! What is it? Magnetohydrodynamic generators? Radiation absorbtion?
Alex: Ummm...our new method is a little unconventional...
Sparks starts to visibly waggle his tail
Sparks: OooooOOooohHH! Human knows how to intrigue! Zero-point energy? Or even maybe the myth of cold fusion will become real?
Alex: Well...not exactly. We learned how to use supercritical CO^(2) to...take heat from burning our waste...and rotate our turbines...at the very high speeds...
As Alex explains the supercritical CO*^(2)* turbines to Sparks, his eyes stop sparkling and his tail falls down
Sparks: FOR GLORB'S SAKE! YOU BALD MONKEYS HAVE ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THE STELLAR FEDERATION AND YOU STILL BOIL THINGS TO GENERATE YOUR POWER!!!
Alex: Please, calm down...it's still counts as progress...^(right)?
Alex visibly starts to back down and seek routes for retreat
Sparks: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Sparks starts to chase down Alex, while shouting slurs and curses on his native language
Posted Mar 5, 2026, 11:47 AM UTC