33 [M4F] 6’7 fit guy who cooks, watches movies, and hears basketball jokes daily

I’m 33, 6’7, and fit tall enough to grab the snacks on the top shelf without a ladder, and apparently intimidating until I start cooking dinner.

I’m into music, sports, movies, and making snacks disappear faster than the plot of a bad action movie. My humor is sarcastic, my teasing is playful, and I have a questionable talent for critiquing movie villains no one asked me about.

If life were a movie, I’d be the guy who shows up late with popcorn, somehow steals the remote, and still somehow makes the night more fun.