Don’t believe Big Bread’s lies

Most of us here think of ourselves as critical thinkers—and yet you have swallowed the lies of Big Bread hook line and sinker—just like you swallowed their bread!

They have pulled the wool over our eyes for centuries. These charlatans expect us to believe that some cavemen were dicking around with various plants and stumbled upon the recipe for bread. What a load of Crap! What a crock of Malarkey! They have played us for utter fools. Imagine you are a caveman, you are just going to waste Valuable Grains on a hunch that if you smash them into dust and cook them in exactly the right way, they will turn into something delicious? The other cavemen would have you thrown out on your Ass!

Here’s the truth Big Bread doesn’t want you to know, the truth they have killed to protect: the stone tablets Moses received at Mount Sinai didn’t have the 10 commandments for life, they had the 10 steps in the recipe for Cooking Bread. And it wasn’t God that gave them to us, it was benevolent aliens. Thank you for your attention to this matter!