A crappy Punk Rock Song.

Dancing on the stage with a bunch of celebrity has-beens

Grinding them heels but the heels just won’t go in

Cutting coupons while watching infomercials

For a casual Friday the silence is deafening

(Chorus)

Football season is over

It’s time for Oprah Winfrey

Let’s see if them chicks from the View are doing anything

(verse 2)

Dancing with the stars on shows with dogs and people

The prices right made you a celebrity

I got over a million channels

There’s nothin on any of them

They took my TV nowI’m on to bigger and better things