36(M4F) give me your best burn

Trying to make this post for the 3rd time!!!😑

Just looking for fun banter. I’m 36 M from Alabama looking for some light hearted entertainment. Describe your self a little so I’ll have some ammunition for my comeback. This if just for fun so don’t get offended. Please no one under 18 message me but other than that do your worst and good luck!