How diss tracks would be in a beef between eminem and mcride

btw 100% oc no ai no bullshit

eminem:

i was walking down the street when i saw you bitchass

fuck you motherfucker imma go ballistic on your sorry ass

disrespcting me thinking im some bum

imma give you my cookie yeah thats whats up

you a weak dum dum bro practically a bitch

imma fuck you up and throw you on a bench

imma fuck you up and throw you to the dogs

bro dont fuck with me imma mutherfucking dog

actually imma horse or maybe even bull

imma show you what i mean when we meet face to face

gonna bust all over your fucking face

goona show you motherufucker how its done

gonna show you the meaning of cum

gonna show you that im the real deal

but youre just a motherfuckin baby seal

show me your testicles

that means balls

coz i bet you dont know that word

they gonna get smashed

imma show you when i can

coz youre a freak

im jock and you a geek

imma fuck you in the locker

stab you on the boulder

stab you in the motherfucking asshole

your name is mr mango

my name is fucking awesome

and after im done with you catch me with two models engaging in a threesome

mcride:

dafuk you saying motherfucking asshole bitch

listen here fuckbitch

you know what time it is?

time to fuck you like a bitch

listen bro im the fucking goat

while youre prolly out there prolly fucking a goat

imma kidnap you and throw you from my boat

nah aint got time for that

I can put in your ass a hat

coz your an asshat

im solid like my bat

im boss like batman

im boss like corleon

you a virgin like my olive oil

get fucked put olives In your ass

you gonna catch these hands

wanna know my secret?

well get this

im winning while walking like a boss

you losin like a lil loser bitch

DAMN SON

oh and I noticed you look saxy

no I didn't say that wrong it's just that you look like a saxophone

you got roasted your ass got ripped AND fucking toasted

yeah right thats exactly what i said

a gorilla fucked you and now you got aids

now you cant walk gotta use walking aid

and some old ass maid

that wipes your ass everyday

especially now after you heard my diss and started shitting everywhere

WHO WON WHO NEXT