Can you imagine what Ash and Gary’s anus must be like?

In each character. What color is it (pink, pale white, light brown, regular brown, dark brown, or almost black with purple and brown tones)?

What anatomical position is it in (if it's far away or close to his scrotum and perineum)?

What size is it (small, medium, or large)?

What shape is it (circular, oval, or a line)? Does he have many folds in his anus or few? Does he have spots around it, almost none, or none at all? (Size,color , etc.)Does he have pubic hair, and how much (a little or a lot, like a stuffed animal)?

Whether it is clean or not, since it is sweaty from exercise and movement, or if it was not cleaned properly and is now covered in mud or super muddy. And what smell will it give off...

What do you think? Who do you think is the cleanest? And how do you know when his anus opens when they fight or walks? (A little or a lot, due to muscle contractions?)