This park is such an L. I’ll explain why

Celestial Park

Honestly guys I’ve been holding off on making any comments but this shit is so bad. The park has only been semi operational 2/6 times I’ve gone. I always feel so bad for people who go out of their way, out of their countries, citis, etc for a chance to go to epic just to go an experience 1/3 of the park being operational. This is a prime example of ROI prioritization vs an operational park. The park screams of rushed work and the aesthetic amusement is wearing off. This park doesn’t have much to offer. Its strongest point is the food but that can’t carry a park. Honestly, just do away with the park entirely lol. No fucks given about consumer just profit and atrocious shading.

Posted Mar 5, 2026, 7:54 PM UTC

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