Reality check

Today around lunchtime I am just bumbling around my local Coop known as Gainsborough Coop adjacent to Shoreditch Park. Within a second of me perusing whether to get some icecream as it was such a glorious day I was almost bundled to the ground by a staff member rugby tackling a guy who crashed into me while filching loads of chocolate. I got a knife he said keep off me. Chocolate is nothing to lose your life over, it’s the first time I have actually witnessed this in action. I just feel so sorry for the staff who endure this daily.