30 [F4M] Call me a 737 with the way I got a few screws loose & can suck a guy off!

I’m not afraid to say I got gorgeous breasts & (clinically) lost my mind years ago! Which means you’ll not only get to talk to a sexy curvy babe but one that will make you laugh and maybe cry… from laughter only though cuz I’ve been in therapy longer than both WWI and II combined (yaaaas self aware queen!!)

I’m in a weird spot in my long term relationship rn, maybe we’ll talk about it, maybe we won’t. I know my girl ChatGPT would like the night off from me with the way I keep her booked and busy! But while I ask for someone to be in my corner, please know that I can give the same comfort in return. It wouldn’t be right of me to ask otherwise.

If you refer to women as females, I will take my ears off and put them in my purse. If you’re unnecessarily rude and behave like a degen (Letterkenny anyone?), I will buy 3 bedbugs and 2 termites just for you 😘

I’m short, not Anglo-Saxon, very girly, very cute, have a lot of interests/hobbies and will only talk to those who know how to maintain a convo. I’m EST but am cool to talk to those all over 😋