39 [M4F] #Austin - Looking for queso, curves, and sarcasm.

Hey there stranger,

A bit about me…

Most of my week revolves around two awkward, fast-growing little humans who somehow get funnier, louder, and more opinionated by the day. And honestly, that’s one of the best parts of my ever unfolding juggling act.

The other part? A hectic nine to five filled with zoom calls and the occasional cross-country client trip where I mix in finding local hotel bars worth remembering.

So weekends are for the Scrambler and carving out hill country back roads, catching up at whatever hole-in-the-wall someone swears by, and continuing my lifelong crusade to find the galaxy’s greatest queso. A title I do not award lightly.

When things get quiet I drift toward the quieter frequencies with writing, dreaming up new worlds, and exploring places where consciousness and ‘stranger than fiction’ collide.

A little eccentric, a little corporate, and an unapologetic dad joke aficionado. Netflix, you know where to find me.

I’m here to find someone to connect and share meaningful experiences with. It’s always quality over quantity, and yes, I love to see the curvy queens.

If you’re interested, drop me a note with your favorite activities or dad joke.