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This is Love Story, if you fell in love with Benjamin Netanyahu. I was just a diplomat when I first saw you

Man marking AIDS at the UN party

Felt the heat in the embassy in Tel Aviv

I saw your double chin and your weird grey hair

Strolling like an Israeli grizzly bear

I say shalom, your eyes felt just like home

And I was just a tod in a tight blue dress

And you’re the supreme commander of the IDF

Power makes me horny, darling, I had to let you know

And I said, Benjamin, baby, deploy me like your army.

Looking through your tracksuit, I see your salami.

What you doing later? I’m hosting an afters.

Wanna see you stripped down, baby, like Gaza.

You took me down to the PM’s palace.

Jerusalem never felt more like Paris.

You look calm.

Sending missiles to Iran.

You got three Billy from Donald Trump.

So he spent the foreign aid on some Jager bombs.

I was whining upon your crotch.

Once you catch it, you won’t let go.

Then I said, Benjamin baby, will you give my arse a spank?

We could do it dirty from the east side to the west bank.

Order us an Uber, freak it back at my place.

Nothing beats giving some head to a head of state.

Benjamin baby.

I can tell you how I feel, you’re a Jewish heartthrob and this love is real.

Everybody laughed when I said I was the guy who would become the baby mum of Benny, Net and Yahoo.

When I was feeling hot, wondering whether strikes were gonna hit net, you said don’t be worried.

I’ll send some rockets up to intercept

Then I said, Benjamin baby, will you take me by the hand?

We can do unholy things in the Holy Land

You said you can do better, why don’t you take a guess?

Nailed to the ground, pulled out a bracelet and said Mazel tov, nesha musha li, you’re my hot one, let’s have fun.