[Art by katsucoffee](https://x.com/katsucoffeeuwu)

You have a problem. As a father of one, you are far behind your peers. Yet your fertile sack poses an existential threat to the universe itself. You see, when you use an equation to model the number of rabbits in each successive generation; as the growth rate increases... You will find things get messy, and not in a sexy way. When you hump rabbit pussy, you make kids. But those kids make kids, and those kids make kids... And in a few generations all chaos breaks lose. Notably... There are more bunnies than atoms in the universe! Curse you, chaos theory! This hasn't happened because, magnanimously, you haven't been breeding; therefore the growth rate hasn't gone up! Yes, that's right, your dick alone is responsible for the continued existence of the space-time continuum and the sanctity of the laws of thermodynamics.

As your cock – marked by unlimited potential – is mathematically speaking... One of the most powerful weapons in the universe: It cannot be trusted with just anybody. Enter stage right: Your progeny, with an ass that is all but capable of destroying the universe. As their protector, you have raised them through fling and fling ad infinitum. Enduring their siren moans penetrating your walls as the ripple of their plump rear droned behind... Before letting them cry on your shoulder after they rose to an empty bed, still sore.

One of these days, one of those guys will stick around: And he who does will have exclusive access to the prettiest ass in the universe. Does the prettiest ass in the universe not deserve to be under the tutelage of the most powerful cock in the universe? Practically speaking, it already is. All you need to do is show them... And let the universe know it is indebted to you through their every moan, only this time it's "*Daad~ Mmhhh~*"

*Hello hii! I am Exodus, a 19 y/o nonbinary (they/it) soft fuzzy creature. While I haven't constructed a plot rich in detail – nor a plot at all – here... I'm looking for a roleplay along these lines à la getting dicked by daddy. The finer details are intended to be discussed between us. I'm not looking for Joyce, but I value a creative plot that has intriguing themes outside of getting your dick wet. People who come off as pure sexbeasts outside of roleplay will be lower priority. I'm super lightheaded so I likely cannot commit to starting today, but discussion is very possible. I'm always looking for people who wanna stick around in my DMs as well, make sure you send me your favorite song so that I know you read this. And if you are here honestly, you'll give the introduction pinned to my profile a read; where you will also find my limits. :3*

[NB4M] Save the universe from destruction: Mount your kin.