The Thalmor Dommy Mommy Dominion (TDMD) has formed an alliance with the Orsinium Breton Penis Liberation Front (OBPLF) and is now actively assisting in the Protracted Penised Breton People's War (PPBPW).

With the rising popularity of Bretons as pets in Alinor, we High Elves believe that High Rock's millennia-old policy of mandatory circumcision and permanent chastity for all adult penised Bretons is antithetical to the happiness and mental wellbeing of our beloved pets. It turns breastfeeding from a wholesome bonding moment into cruel and excruciating torture for the pets involved, and damages job prospects for Altmer wizards by flooding the mage profession with permavirgin Bretons. Additionally, orcs, while disgusting and inferior in the face of purebred Altmer beauty, are still elves, and we have a moral obligation to help our disfigured siblings achieve their geopolitical goals.

Tomorrow, the Dominion will be sending an army to High Rock in order to help the busty Orc MILF army liberate penised Bretons from their conracial hotwife oppressors. We hope it will turn the tides of this worth war and bring the misophallist wenches of High Rock to justice. Glory to the Thalmor Dommy Mommy Dominion!