Birthday Boy knows all

I don’t know the extent of BB’s omniscience, but they’ve tracked me down and killed me while I was hiding in a closed cabinet, never getting line of sight with me. I get that he’d be a complete non-issue if it was easy to hide from him, but no aspect of his design indicates he’d be able to see me through solid material.

I PROPOSE: give him a metal detector. This would even improve design cohesion, because I got a toy metal detector for my birthday once, so therefore metal detectors are birthday-themed

Posted Mar 6, 2026, 4:15 AM UTC

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