WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!! 🚨🇺🇸⚾🔥 THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC IS HERE AND TEAM USA IS TAKING THE FIELD TONIGHT!!!!!! FLAGS ARE WAVING!!!!!! BATS ARE READY!!!!!! HOUSTON IS ABOUT TO GET LOUD!!!!!! ITS FUCKING GAMEDAY!!!!!! 🦅🔥⚾

THIS IS THE FIRST STEP IN THE TOURNAMENT!!!!!! NO EASING INTO IT!!!!!! SUPERSTAR LINEUP!!!!!! MVP LEVEL BATS!!!!!! PITCHERS THROWING GAS!!!!!! EVERY SWING HAS BAD INTENT!!!!!! EVERY PITCH LOOKS LIKE IT OWES MONEY!!!!!! 😤⚾💥

THE DUGOUT IS BUZZING!!!!!! SUN SETTING OVER THE BALLPARK!!!!!! CROWD GETTING LOUDER EVERY MINUTE!!!!!! PEANUT SHELLS ON THE FLOOR!!!!!! FOUL BALLS FLYING INTO THE SEATS!!!!!! RANDOM GUY IN SECTION 132 ALREADY YELLING LIKE HE IS THE THIRD BASE COACH!!!!!! 🌭🥜📣

BRAZIL WALKS IN THINKING THIS IS A NICE LITTLE INTERNATIONAL BASEBALL GAME!!!!!! VERY POLITE!!!!!! VERY RESPECTFUL!!!!!! TERRIBLE PLAN!!!!!! TEAM USA IS SWINGING LIKE THE BASEBALL PERSONALLY INSULTED THEM!!!!!! 🚀⚾

FASTBALLS ARE POPPING IN THE MITT!!!!!! LINE DRIVES ARE SCREAMING INTO THE GAPS!!!!!! OUTFIELDERS ARE SPRINTING AROUND LIKE THEIR HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!!!! THE CROWD IS TWO SECONDS FROM LOSING ITS MIND!!!!!! 🔥🏃‍♂️⚾

TEAM USA IS ABOUT TO SHOVE A GIANT LIBERTY BELL STRAIGHT UP BRAZIL’S ASSES!!!!!! 🔔💥 FREEDOM RINGING THROUGH THE ENTIRE STADIUM!!!!!! ECHOING OFF THE ROOF!!!!!! RED WHITE AND BLUE EVERYWHERE!!!!!! CONFUSED OUTFIELDERS JUST STANDING THERE LIKE THEY HEARD A HISTORICAL LANDMARK FALL OUT OF THE SKY!!!!!! 🇺🇸😵‍💫

FIREWORKS ENERGY!!!!!! BIG SWINGS!!!!!! LOUD CROWD!!!!!! THE ROAD TO A WBC TITLE STARTS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

FLAGS OUT!!!!!! CHESTS OUT!!!!!! ABSOLUTE CHAOS!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GO TEAM USA!!!!!! 🇺🇸⚾🔥🦅