Spend Life Wisely

This was hilarious but also like… DAMN ppl have too much time on their hands.

I’m in Stella solo. I don’t want to fight anybody I’m just trying to get exodus modules and pink stuff. I get lucky pretty quick so go to the lobby metro to extract with about 26 minutes left.

The light is green so the train is already called. I’m worried it may be a trap so I go slow. I see some guy just surrender and off himself right in front of the train door. I run down to look him real quick and leave.

Bro must’ve had a pink augment because he had a ton of space with just stacks and stacks of fabric. Nothing else. He probably had like 100+ pieces of fabric.

He even waited until he saw me walking up to kill himself. It gave me a good laugh but also what the hell. 😂

Posted Mar 6, 2026, 3:48 PM UTC

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