I hate shopping so much, I'd rather wear the same clothes for decades.

Rant time, people... I've just spent 4 hours in a mall doing clothes shopping. EVERY shirt was either too short, or long enough but hippo sized or 5+ times more expensive than "normal" sized shirt. Same for trousers. I'm not even that tall. And when I finally find a shirt/tshirt that fits just right, XL or XXL slim-fit, they usually just have the last one, maybe two. Jumpers are even worse because after the first washing, they shrink or stretch unpredictably.

All shoes go up to half a size under what I need. After that, they triple in price.

How come really expensive shops have no problem stocking tall and slim sizes for the same price as their normal-sized items? Why must I buy plain white t-shirts priced at 30-40 euro?