Kurt tries discussing metaphysics of teleportation another teleporter
SKYWARP: Oh hey! You teleport too? Cool. I mostly use it to scare folks.
NIGHTCRAWLER: You do not… consider the metaphysical implications?
SKYWARP: Meta-what? I consider whether I’m behind them or not.
NIGHTCRAWLER: Is it dimensional folding? Traveling through a brimstone dimension?
SKYWARP: Umm ... .Uhhh…I disappear. Then I’m somewhere else.
NIGHTCRAWLER: But does it not trouble you, to leave one place entirely, trusting you will reappear? When I teleport, I pray.
SKYWARP: Huh. I usually shout to whoever’s about to get punched.
NIGHTCRAWLER: You know, teleportation makes me think deeply about the soul.
About faith. About God. Perhaps you would like to hear about faith.
SKYWARP: Is it a club?
NIGHTCRAWLER: It is a path.
SKYWARP: Does it involve teleporting behind people?
NIGHTCRAWLER: Not typically.
SKYWARP: I’m gonna stick with Megatron, then.
NIGHTCRAWLER: If you ever wish to talk about purpose-
SKYWARP: I teleport really well for him.
NIGHTCRAWLER: That’s not a purpose.
SKYWARP: Sure it is. I show up. I kick ass. I leave. It’s a good system. Hey, want to see a cool trick?
<CRACKLE> Skywarp vanishes and reappears directly behind Nightcrawler, and yells “Boo!”
<BAMF> Nightcrawler appears behind him.
SKYWARP: Hah! I’ll never get tired of this.
NIGHTCRAWLER: You move through existence as though the universe never asked you any questions.
SKYWARP: It never did.
NIGHTCRAWLER: Never mind. I guess…again? <BAMF>
Posted Mar 6, 2026, 3:54 PM UTC