the curse of having a wide rib cage and broad shoulders with a short torso

I really feel like my boobs would be huge on anyone who is my level of petite but with a more proportioned body , but since I'm literally built like a linebacker up top and they're somewhat wide set they don't look that big on me (32DDD/E for reference, was squeezing into a 32d for a while though and no one believed I was that size back then either). I swear this body type is so annoying