Donny "Things Will Happen" Drumpf

His statements get worse every day. Military members die and gas gets more expensive because I started a war. Consumers will pay more because I imposed illegal tariffs. Some Americans will pay in blood on their home soil because I attacked Iran.

Here's some other things we hope will happen: A massive stroke. A big embolism. And more.

F you, Drumpf! 🖕