best places on campus to go poo poo

need to take a FAT shit? no worries! here is an unranked list of places on campus that are perfect for letting the remnants of taco bell out pookie ;)

1. chancellor khosla's front yard

2. on top of fallen star

3. geisel 2nd floor during midterms/final season

4. trolley station bathroom

5. on the cat in the hat's lap (he knows a lot about that)

6. revelle fountain

7. pc fountain

8. those bushes on the 5th floor of the arts and humanities building

9. sun god lawn, behind sunny g

10. the beach? idk twin you'd have to walk a bit

share your favorite place to go poo poo :) let's make this a valuable resource!