The real reason aliens haven't visited us yet is because they think we're ugly as shit

have you seen how we depict aliens in movies? like jabba the hut and the predator and stuff like that? they look repulsive, what if aliens think we look ugly like how we think they do? After all we're hairless apes with large red lips and noses that can excrete off-yellow goo sometimes, would you wanna meet an alien that sometimes excretes off-yellow goo from an orfice on it's face? I don't think so.