Genuine proposition for whoever finds the One Piece.(serious)

Over the past few days since the irl one piece was revealed. I don't think I would personally make it in time to get it, short about $10k for this plan. So I would like to request whoever actually finds the one piece to do it in my stead. I know theres debate on what to do with it, and I think I found a better way that doesnt destroy it. To whoever finds it here are my instructions:

1-You can read it or not that part is irrelevant.

2-Don't tell anyone what it is

3-somehow aquire something else valuable to the community(make art piece, buy merch, etc)

4-Add it to the one piece

5-Hide it in a different location

6-scatter tungsten cubes with a consistent made up language that can be deciphered with enough work around different countries of the world as irl poneglyphs, theyd be small of cours

7-make a video saying you found it and what you did, do not say what you added just that you did add something and only show images of where you put a few of the poneglyphs and start an even greater adventure.