Seed: 0; Kiirastuli "Purgatory"
Upon return my Seed had been corrupted but playable
As with all runs; hubris corrected my path. The Sisyphean Minä.
Deciding that I was so powerful I could tank the ocean without Breathless, I lost patience in my fight against it's Keeper; his might and strength proving to beat me not just in the world of Noita, but in the universe outside of it. I gambled my time with him and hastened my own demise from what was a surefire victory.
Because it wasn't enough.
100 damage per shot? Maybe if I tweak this... Just a little closer...
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I alt+F4'd the second it'd registered that I died. I alt + tabbed, control + alt + delete - anything I could press I would clamor.
Through magic we can Cessate our being, but would technology provide me solace? I'd tried this time and time again to no avail before. But it was a hail Mary. And The Gods heard my prayer.
As above, so below - giveth, and taketh away.
My assumption is that the sheer number of wands I'd been creating and immediately decimating with homing Rock, the terraforming I'd done (using ground-to-sand to travel) and loading in Kolmi all led up to the save taking longer than expected to write. I was able to load back in but with a pretty cursed run - one that I could never end normally.
The Gods warned me very adamantly that I was loading something that made them very angry - undoubtedly they knew that I'd circumvented my fate - of this I am sure, as my reward was a dead world of purgatory that cast me forever in a playground of ghosts.
I saw hidden messages I would have otherwise never seen, as full areas of terrain were completely gone.
There was a "main world" in so far as all of the biomes existed. No Holy Mountains, Kolmisilma nor the Salt existed, nor did a myriad of special areas load correctly. Half of the throne rooms in the main world were instead chunk of empty space - as if a joke for my eventual arrival of being at this level of power.
In retrospect, perhaps checking the Eye messages could have been worth it - and I wish I had some footage of the missing Holy Mountains but was a bit occupied at the time, heh,
After Parallel World 6 and no end in sight, I braced for the End of Everything.
My time between worlds has prepared me for those yet unknown.
For as we all know,
The sacrifice of oneself to the pursuit of knowledge Is the highest tribute to the gods.
Posted Mar 6, 2026, 8:49 PM UTC