Courtney Miller has ruined my life

I downloaded 2048 after she mentioned it on Smosh Mouth last week because it sounded like a quick time killer on my phone to play at work while I've got downtime, but not enough downtime to get anything actually productive done.

It has consumed me. I've turned into a 2048 junkie. I've got like 300 games played in 10 days. I've got every console and a fat gaming PC that I've been neglecting to just slide numbers around a grid to make number bigger in the 2ish hours of free time after my wife and kid go to bed.

I finally actually "won" a game this morning and thought I was free; and then "Great Job! Now try for 4096!" popped up.

Help.