Oven cooking is the worst, bring back the deep fryer!

I'm fed up burning my fingers turning over chicken nuggets and frozen scampi one by one or else having them crispy on one side and soggy on the other. I feel especially stupid standing there turning tiny multitudinous things like chips and onion rings. Bring back deep frying, which is actually a dry form of cooking since the hot fat instantly seals the outside of the food. That's all.