31 [M4F] - I can't believe it's come to this...

Available for adoption:

• Brit with odd American accent
• Agnostic, left-leaning
• Begrudgingly working in IT until GenAI sends me to the field with a plough in hand
• Can usually be found behind an e-reader or the yellowing pages of a hardback
  • Currently reading about 10 books concurrently - please don't bring this up or it'll upset them
• Chaotic chef that refuses to buy a food scale, so usually makes far too much food & lies to themselves about how this is actually a good thing because they're now able to "meal-prep"
• Mature, reflective, responsible, marches to the beat of their own drum
• Tries to be kind & lend a hand - or non-judgemental ear - and is very loyal to and protective of the people they care about

Potential dealbreakers:

• Child-free
• No longer drinks alcohol - not really fussed if you do, but you'll have to be okay with them ordering a non-alcoholic beverage
• Will probably move to a small, remote town & become obsessed with solving the local cold case while wearing a navy trenchcoat

Ideal adopter:

• 25-40 years old
• Similar-ish timezone (GMT)
• Child-free
• Not an axe murderer (optional)