Need a good, cheap used car. Anyone know any old ladies dying of cancer with garages?

Do you know an old lady who is slowly dying a painful death from a terminal illness who was great at keeping a quality vehicle in her garage and not really using it much in the final years of her life? can you convince her to sell said vehicle to me, a hardworking ashevillian in need of a new vehicle? I’ve determined this is the best scenario for achieving a private sale in the currently insane used market for cars in America. I will also do some minor yard work and landscaping for her as part of the deal so her house looks nice before she dies. Thanks so much for any leads!