ST Dupont Essence... of old vagina

I got a sample of ST Dupont Essence Pure Pour Femme and all I can smell when I first spray is unwashed vagina. Not fishy or anything, although there are beachy notes, but like a woman who hasn't worked out or done much but just hasn't had a wash in a day or two. Every time I spray, it's such a strong note! Unwashed vag on the beach.

Official notes: Mandarin Orange, Freesia and Bergamot; middle notes are Jasmine and Rose; base notes are Patchouli, Vanilla, Amber and Cedar.

Reviews/cons on Fragrantica: "Opening can be medicinal." If you're a gynecologist, I guess.

Maybe this is one to wear if your partner likes secretions magnifiques etat libre d'orange! You'd be an interesting couple wearing those two!

This is by far NOT the worst perfume I have tried recently (or ever), I mean, I've had some that are utterly repellent, but it's just so oddly... vaginal.