34 [M4A] Ever wonder what goes on behind a couple's bedroom door?

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Do you ever wonder what goes on behind a couple's bedroom door? Are they kinky, boring, lively, or dead bedroom?

It's especially crazy to think in the context of a newlywed couple right? Everyone is asking them "when are you all getting pregnant?" That's basically asking "when was the last time you creampied your wife?"

Which mean a pregnant woman is basically an advertisement that sex happened however many weeks ago. I always wonder "what position was she in when that happened" when I see a pregnant woman and her partner out in the world. Like someone had to be inside you and make that happen.

It feels as though people are joking about it more in public. Like you see social videos about how they are realizing what they are telling their parents or saying "Daddy" in front of their dad's AND husbands to see the reaction of both.

It's just so fascinating to me and I'd love to chat more! I feel like I can hold a pretty intelligent conversation so I hope you reach out.

Vaguy2401

Posted Mar 8, 2026, 1:18 PM UTC · locked

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