[M4F] 34 Blind Bachelor and Brainless Bimbo Maid (porn logic)

Something he heard a lot as a blind individual was "Oh you are so brave" He heard this very often and for a long while he did not quite understand what people meant. Was he courageous for having a full time job? Was he charismatic for going out to restaurants? Was he brave for going out to movie theatres on his own? He was just living his normal life he did not need people thinking he was a hero. But the more he thought the more interested he became in a certain naughty idea. He thought of an implausible scheme that would never work in the real world, like something out of an unrealistic porn story. He wrote the following ad online and submitted it to a neighborhood page on his Facebook.

WANTED, LIVE IN CARE TAKER I, a local bachelor blind since birth, seek a caretaker. Your responsibilities will be mutually negotiated, but will include assisting with cooking, laundry, cleaning, and possible other duties. I am excited to get to know you, please phone this number.

(This last was something he thought of at the last moment. If he only got applications via phone instead of email he could tell any man applying that the position was already filled, and "screen" for the exact correct willing woman candidate by how her voice sounded on the phone and how she answered his questions)

It was a week later after the initial phone interview he found her, someone he hoped was gullible enough to be his maid and do whatever he said at least for one day. He was debating about revealing it all as a "prank" hoping that way he would not get sued.

He made special preparations. He put on his shirt and only buttoned every other button to be absent minded. He spilled crumbs all over his counter and floor. He had half a pitcher of water on his bathroom floor. He had clothes lying around everywhere. He had however shaved and put on his favourite vanilla and mint cologne he did not want to look personally disgusting just a little helpless. He waited for the doorbell to ring and put on some music, a relaxing jazz remix that he might have put some subliminal audio messages into to make his new employee suggestible and compliant.

I hope you can see the funny side to this porn logic prompt. I am searching for a person who likes to play a bubbly and gullible character. "Incidents" that might happen might include her believing that sighted guide means his hands on her bust or her ass; her thinking that he can't shower himself independently and she will have to help; and the usual double entendre for this type of scene. Let me know what you think of the set-up for this prompt and how I can improve it.